Question: What is “coughee”?
Answer: It’s the true pronunciation of “coffee”!
“Cough” + “ee” = Coffee!
Next time, instead of コーヒー, try saying “coughee”  

大阪狭山市イングリッシュカフェ ! Practice speaking in English while enjoying a cup of coffee or tea 
Saturday, April 20, at 12:15 p.m. in Osaka Sayama shi.
Only four (4) seats are left. 500円
RSVP, fun@JoyFujiiEnglish.com